I’ve been here in Orlando for a while
And the Wizarding World does make me smile
But, while I know butter beer tastes just fine
I can’t help but have something else in mind
See, even with all the magic in this
There’s one muggle think that I miss

I need a starbucks
Could use a mocha frappacino lite
If there was a Starbucks
My park experience would be just right
Put in a starbucks
And you wouldn’t have to expand it at all
‘Cause there’d be a starbucks
In the Wizarding World

Consider Harry’s date with Cho
Who thought Puddifoots was the way to go
But all they got was a crying shame
With kissing couples and only themselves to blame
The whole reason they fought
Lay in choosing the wrong spot

If they’d been at Starbucks
There’d have been no couples snogging
‘Cause no one kisses at starbucks
It’s more of a casual coffee date thing
There’s no pressure at Starbucks
So I’m pretty sure that Cho wouldn’t have cried
If there’d been a Starbucks in Hogsmede

Book six had that plot with Draco Malfoy
Who became you know who’s chosen boy
But the pressure was great, he was freaking out
He had to go into Myrtle's bathroom to pout
But the tables could have switched
With just one little cafien fix

If he’d had a Starbucks
He’d have had a place to work it through
You can’t be evil at Starbucks
I know Draco would have realized that too
He'd have made the correct choice
Then maybe Dumbledore wouldn't have died
If there’d been a Starbucks in Hogwarts

In conclusion, we can now say
That any day can be saved by a non-fat latte
So if the ministry falls or your feelin' poor
Or your souls been stolen by a dementor
There's only one place to go
To solve all of these problems you know

You should always have starbucks
Even Wizards need to work out some strife
If they'd had a Starbucks
Maybe Harry would've had a nice life
If I could nitpick Ms. Rowling
I would change just this one little thing
There should be a Starbucks in Hary's world