Everyone is on Pottermore (But Me)

from by Erised Night

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Everyone is on Pottermore
When the first days clue came via magic quill, I thought to myself, what a thrill
Then I stayed up all night with my friends on the line
Now I’m sitting here still staring at my inbox and she’s got hers and he’s got his and they’ve got theirs
So I have to wonder where the hell is mine

I’m like that kid who never got picked for kickball
Or the girl who didn’t get asked to the Yule ball
Or that Guy from the old man and the sea
Like an old maid who never found love
Or Michael Jackson’s missing glove
Seems like everyone is on Pottermore but me

I’m really trying to sympathize
When my friend is telling me the sorting had lies
Just because it didn’t put him in Gryffindor
But it’s getting really hard not to feel jealous
When I would gladly play for evil slytherin
Just as long as it meant that I belonged in a Hogwarts dorm
Now I understand how Aunt Petunia feels
And I’m forcing down my muggle meals
While fighting off the urge to call all my friends freaks
I guess I’ll just sit here at my desk
Hitting refresh, refresh, refresh and refresh
‘Till my email comes and Jo Rowling finally speaks


from Erised Night, track released March 30, 2012
Thanks to Katie Curtis for help with Chords




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